Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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