Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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