My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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