Hey man sorry I got all grabby
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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