clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You need Xanax blowdarts
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I enjoy the company of your penis
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