He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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