If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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