Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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