I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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