Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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