your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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