It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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