I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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