I hate all girls vehemently.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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