whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My penis needs a shock collar
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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