Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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