i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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