you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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