You can't motorboat a personality
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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