this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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