we're blogging at a bar
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm jealous of your bromance
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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