you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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