VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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