Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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