problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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