I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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