Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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