Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
