I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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