My nipple is on Facebook.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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