People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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