Just cropdusted the office
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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