I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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