Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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