$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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