Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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