So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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