But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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