I want to walk on stilts...naked
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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