where does the pee come out of this thing
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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