ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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