She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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