is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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