That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
