ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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