Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
