she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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