I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize