I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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