My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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