our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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