i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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