Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
