TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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