Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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