Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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